"PORK, WINE, AND FLIES"
"It's kinda funny how much people can change..."
Mallowbush, Alabama
A town where quite literally nothing ever happens...
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Bodacious Abercrombie, the eldest son of the rich and powerful Abercrombie family, starts to feel the pressure of taking over the family livestock business after his parent's mysterious deaths. Feeling an overwhelming amount of stress from it, he also pushes his brother, Alowishus, and sister, Wynona, to do the most they can and they begin to feel the same stress as well. Bodacious feels as if it is his job to push his not-so-organized siblings into order, and keep his family name and business to his high standards. But sadly... this drives Bodacious insane.
Alowishus was never the sharpest tool in the shed, and as an adult he is very prone to messing up and getting himself into poor situations. Working as an auctioneer for Bodacious, he has his life pretty much set... until he breaks up with his high school sweetheart suspiciously after Bodacious invests in a certain Fly-Zinger to lend extra helping hands around the estate and auction house. His friends catch onto this, and life just seems to go downhill from there...
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Sadly, the town does not stay boring forever...